Friday, June 28, 2013

The Newbie Janitor's Guide to Glopified Items: Ink Remover

With this blog I want to share my interests with the world. It has come to my attention that my interests include books. More precisely, fantasizing about books. I fantasize about books in many ways, using different techniques taught to me by the best. As of lately, I have felt the urge to fantasize about the Janitors series. So here it is. Based on the books by Tyler Whitesides comes to you a fantastic combination of awe inspiring tools used by the characters in this fine and exciting tale.

Just kidding.

A Dramaturg Fantasy presents: 
The Newbie Janitor's Guide to Glopified Items
Chapter 1, Ink Remover

Knowledge from the original text: From Janitors: Secrets of New Forest Academy

“Ink remover,” Penny said. Janitors use it all the time to clean off pen marks and scribbles on the bathroom walls.”
“But this has been Glopified,” Walter said. “This is the shortcut we took to get the necessary signatures on your applications.”
“What does it do?” Spencer asked.
“It copies ink.” Walter took the bottle from Penny’s hand. “Once we located the Academy signatures that we needed, we used the Glopified ink remover to make a forgery for your papers. I’ll need you to do the same for Dez. All you have to do is wet the Academy signatures. Don’t spray too much or you’ll have soggy paper. Once the ink is damp, you can press Dez’s application against it. The ink will absorb, making an identical copy onto his paper.” … “It works like this… The magic in the Glop duplicates the memory of the original signature. For example, I remember signing a check. If someone uses the ink remover to copy my signature from the check onto another paper, then the memory is copied with it. Therefore, I remember signing the check and the paper—even though I never actually signed both.”

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